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mokona_89 , I know I'm lagging behind, but I hope you do not take it ^ ^ * How nice to have my pc everything to me ... Carol jumps here and there * Sorry for the moment of euphoria, but finally I can be present for more than ten minutes and this makes me very happy because I beat my sister's sadistic laugh * * Ok, I'll stop because I I'm doing fear alone.
You will all be wondering why today I'm already writing the second post, well I wanted to call - as presented by Anna, as this is all his idea - a ... indeed the Grand Prix Year Bimbominkia , because this is been a very prolific in terms of stupid things to shoot people more or less authoritative, and we want to establish a ranking and elect the only absolute, the incomparable Bimbominkia Year, because he deserves it, after a year of hard work to be so bimbominkioso.
replying to this post with links, name and motivation (from the link unless you do not understand it all) you can nominate the s your s favorite bimbominkia / i, so that we can all look at this who has / nno said / written / done this year. (*)
Nominations are now open , of course, at midnight on December 30 and 31 (since I have nothing better to do on New Year's Day), discover the winners.
Ah, I forgot: You can also propose the categories into which to insert the bimbiminkia, so we'll have more prizes.
are cruel? I know XD
Come on, vote, candidates and propose bimbiminkia your favorites.
soon.
(*) From the direction I point out that a bimbominkia head is too little, so you can bring as many as you want, the more the better, we can add more categories XD
This site hates me, the my computer hates me and all because a small error in the post I had already written and was ready to be launched, instead of deleting it I went back to the previous page and the draft has not been saved. Well, rewrite what I remember.
As you can see are always alive, but because of my sweet little sister, who monopolizes the my PC and other various problems I could not connect often and so I managed to complete only a handful of things (for the acting and the various stories I have to take up pen and paper, then copy it on PC when it will again be free).
I take now is to wish you a Christmas (even if it is already past) for the new year (which is yet to come), you never know that I can not connect in the next few days.
This post, however, is not just to let you know I'm alive and well, but also to publish here a small article he wrote on Annaf Thoughts on the seashore, and that was a bit 'too much acid that blog, so I asked politely if I could post it here and I could not say no. This I think is now the place to criticize even acidity of the things you see around (I do not want Owase, I never copy from you ^ ^), especially when it comes to Italian, and people think he is intelligent writing style sms.
To read the post you can click the cut below, I'm sure that not only horrified by the manner in which the pearl is presented, you will get a lot 'of laughter.
SMS-ese and Roman, but where are we?
There is ke I like the book ... you know tastes .. But you think of them ki pe "But these girls were the judgments of brain damage." Brain-damaged there will be you! xke ke to whether speaks of a book ... but is there I can start attacking people ke qnd nn cm you think you co ste malice you ride! but six ke god come down to earth?? Aripo!!
This is the expression I had when I finished reading: O_O
was not enough to sms-ese dominant, now makes its way even the Roman ... badly written, too. I'm not a specialist in dialects and the like, but I think Roman is not just put "and" in place of other vowels or consonants removed wherever it happens. As usual, missing letters in words and not just basic ones, and there are shortages of accents and apostrophes, but I would say that is normal given the lack of cultural subject (yes, I am offending the "darling" girl who had the brilliant idea to leave this comment, and I do not care that much if you take offense or not).
It is now obvious that it hurts to read certain books and this is further proof.
would be strange if conferissimo Bimbominkia the year award to the one who wrote this thing, aka ...* Alessia *...? Perhaps it would not be fair to others who deserve the same way as the prize. Meanwhile
Alessia is among the finalists, then we'll see.
My question is always that in the title: Where did we get for such people or even just to read certain things?
However, I would ask for advice Alessia: Aripo and is better for a while 'Do not worry about reading certain things, so maybe even open a textbook and start studying.
And after this, I greet you in the hope of being able to get back the my computer free for a while ', if my sister goes in the mountains with friends there will be no doubt that it will be all mine as it should be. But that's another story and soon I will tell you how we spent this holiday in my house, maybe laugh me with the stupidity of my dear sister.
soon.
Lady Carol, who finally has a little ' his the PC all by itself, without stupid sisters and the various disturbing.
dhely ewyn indra_pavamana 
domaris68 : Hello, I'm glad you have read and commented on the ff ^ ^ The ending did not convince me much either, but then I no longer ; had ideas and that's what uu Unfortunately I also had to stick within the limit of 625 words precise, so I had to do something rather perfunctory. Next time I'll put more effort ^ ^ dhely taurie_2020 , Hernan of indra_pavamana I do not know how many of you remember a certain young lady who had started the invasion of the Web to the sound of this banneroni as, well, dear Hell (aka jadewilliams ) strikes again, albeit more quietly, since it is a forum for its beautiful bannerone / portfolio.
A warning before you see the new banner: Take a relaxing herbal tea, sit in the chair more comfortable that you have at home, put your laptop (If you have it) and click on the knees lj-cut below. Of course, fainting, heart attacks, fainting, cuddly and so on and so forth are not to be attributed to management (ie me), was a deliberate choice to click.
bet that one thing is immediately obvious, yes, exactly what "z" where too many wrong , I think I got a faint faint when I saw it. Not to mention the "little bit" that is a little treasure or are you busy 'or you're not at all, there is a middle diminutive.
Okay, I hope you will not think that I inflict on you for fun (because I think she did not make needless account XD), just that sometimes I find myself back on the sites of crimes and certain things do not go unnoticed ... at least not to my eye.
Have you noticed something different in my lj? Yes, I have decided to re-change the template after a while, not that one with the knitting I did not like, indeed, I like quirky things, but waiting for the Christmas season (and for which I have already seen some templates nothing badly) I decided to change again.
Well, now I return to my usual work (but when did I decide to make a change in my life?).
Lady Carol, who did not escape the trivialities.
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fanfic_italia . 
I know it's late and I already be sleeping, in fact I'm just wondering what makes us still standing at this time knowing that tomorrow I'll have to get up early.
Vabbeh, overlook this small detail and pass the reason for this post. Last night I read the tutorial posted by domaris68 and I decided to experiment on, of course, using pictures of NCIS a little 'dark I had available in my pc and this is and the result:
I am very satisfied with the first two, especially the second, the look is really fun to McGee and the third is a bit 'so I added a color level and then not know what I did because I do not remember the proceedings
XD But now I go, otherwise it will collapse tomorrow to work.
Lady Carol, you are putting your pigiamone and takes refuge under the covers.
Edit 1 .47: I did the animated version of the second icon because, as said in response to domaris, the image in question inspired me too XD
Well, three posts in a day captain rare times, but I too am to speak - as it did Owase and I apologize to you for this - a new blog of negative criticism and many paladin who do not speak Italian, or perhaps I should say Striptease, because here there is good term as always wrong intentionally.
These dear girls - even if they call themselves harpies (I wonder if they know what were the Harpies) - acidly criticized and so wicked, seeing how they use the Italian language, fanfics that suck (cited).
But, as I did for the forum on Italy, I would like to do some 'analysis of what they wrote in their blogs, taking here and there Quote of the various errors:
And this was just the right column where you wrote the various rules, considerations and other similar amenities. I will stop here, so I know that some will criticize my story out of spite, having regard to the girls, that is harpies.
Ah, not to mention that I was banned from their blog, so I can not comment on and even if I could, quickly erased my comments as they have done (here find the stamp of my small and insignificant intervention). I leave you some links where you can find them (will be updated as they change often domain):
Lady Carol, amazed that someone who does not limit one's ignorance.
PS: I take this opportunity to tell you for a ride on my new blog where they will be collected all the little stories about Matthew, the protagonist of "The Last Battle" ... It's still pretty empty, but I hope - as the Lady Carol Recommend - fill it with interesting episodes.
Edit the next day: The 2 (strictly in Arabic numeral in their honor ) girls have seen fit to remove you from both blogs and Splinder. Now, since I'm very curious, I'd be interested to know if you have found another place, yet not so much to mock their ignorance on the subject, but to know even if they are going to criticize people who actually write, not like them.
lecrudeli So if you're still alive, hit a shot, please.
Today I want to tell a story in my opinion, very nice ... * Carol put on his reading glasses like an old granny is ready to read to his grandchildren the story of a good night *
Once upon a time in a city-like unknown if not for the prowess of its football team, a little girl fascinated by the world of writing, this little girl by the name of Carol and it was not so small, as was twenty-six years - but that does not say because we are not Tolkien's Middle-earth where the Hobbits to demonstrate fifteen fifty -. One day, coincidentally, was sailing between the sites that host fanfictions, as EFP and was a bit 'surprised to read a rule rather bizarre "criticism is possible without the representation of text elsewhere." And thought' But really there are people who criticize the stories written out in full or in part? ', so our little princess - ah, I forgot this detail: yes, she is the princess ... at least in his house - has started looking at various search engines turns and turns that you found a very interesting site: private affair of Public Domain .
computer-mouse clicked on the link that appeared and began to read. You Fail on the first image with a cat attached, the mouse pc Carol ran to hide and our little princess began to roll with laughter, not least making sure the cat scurrying around the house in search of the poor little mouse .
The king and queen - of the house - have started to look bad, so decide to give her a more functional adsl, so that he could surf the net from its small - not much - room.
Laugh today and tomorrow you laugh, the little Carol has seen the site grow, filling more and more rubbish - the other - and You Fail pucciosissimi with cats and kittens get-out pampering, actions of people more or less pedantic and who claimed to know everything about Ficcyworld dell'itagliano or - as the word is always wrong intentionally -.
He never commented in that year that had seen the blog, creating initiatives and develop more and more fun, useful and noble one day, however, our little princess decides to comment on and would soon receive in gift from Owase, aka the one and only plagues of Egypt, the following banner:
and from that day forward was awarded the title of the fanfic and Advertising Lurker illustrious , to remind everyone that she is part of the Lazy Lurker Club, which gathers the best minds of the "clique Owase.
I hope that the story was to your liking and that you want me to continue to follow the mythical Blog Owase, private affairs.
Lady Carol, who picks up his mouse and make friends with the cat is perched on computer.
Did you know that every three days in Italy a woman is killed by her husband or boyfriend or former partner? And nearly seven million women between 16 and 70 have suffered physical or sexual violence at least once in your life? Only 7 percent
dale victims find the courage to denounce the violent and guilty of only one percent are reported. [...]
numbers are impressive (and say that numbers are updated March 8, 2008), particularly when compared with our population. What amazes me is the fact that there are still people who see us as objects because of bad advertising, comic books (or movies, it makes little difference) idiots empty acts only to meet an animal like that males have. But there is another thing which makes me even more puzzled than men treat us as if we were ornaments: the women who lend themselves to these things, and do not realize that the other side c ' is a maniac who thinks we are all brainless.
There are men who refuse to be duped by these things, but there are many more, unfortunately, we only see and only as objects created to fulfill every desire and are ready to beat us or violent are not subject to their will.
you believe it? (Yes, this post is reported to men who go around with slices of ham in front of your eyes) There seems to behave like a civilized and emancipated?
I would say no. No to violence against women us, not what is happening every day in the world, inside and outside the home.
Every day we hear, the news that there has been some rape of a girl or woman who was walking alone through the streets of the center of his city and passers-by did nothing to help, indeed you are turned down 'On the other hand why so much "will take care of someone else." But if that someone else does not arrive? If the girl is at the mercy the perpetrator for hours? If no one stops or call the police?
It is time we begin to get a move! We women have to start going to speak out against these monsters, who are husband, boyfriend, or are former foreign maniacs that would address the street. We women must also have the courage to pull every now and then a good kick where the sun does not beat anyone approaching us and make some proposals not suited to our will and decency, we have the house keys in your hand? Let us use as a weapon to attack those who deface. We have learned the techniques of self-defense? All right, now is the time to use them to defend ourselves. Who is attacking our husband / boyfriend / ex? Remember that it is not our fault if so, whether the blame should someone then it's just because he can not get her what she wants with good manners, he can not relate to others and has a problem much larger in the back.
We women must not be victims of these people because sooner or later these people could be killed and hurt someone else.
is known, it is easy to denounce, to rebel or defend itself, but trying does not cost anything. There are associations that provide assistance and protection to women to get out of these situations.
We must make our voices heard because we live so badly hurt us and others who live discovered by chance that there is such a world.
Lady Carol, fierce things against those who call themselves men, because the animals (or animals if you want to be polite) are much more humane to those who do evil for free.
Since I have two free minutes, I decided to respond to those who have commented on my last story. I'm pretty happy with the result (... ok, a little 'less of the story written for the diapers! Challenge!) And I'm having a great time to write things outside the world publishing and for which I do not want to reveal something.
But now ... now is the time to answer:
• A promise is a promise
✓ eos75 => Thank you for your comment and I am happy that you have read and commented on my acting. .. I'm glad to be able to make someone laugh ^ ^ Thanks again for the compliments ^ ^
✓ Light => Thanks to you for the comment ^ ^ (now six un'habituel) The episode you refer to is , the 4x16, where Ziva falls for a naval lieutenant who died, is one of my favorite episodes, not the story of the love of Ziva (although it has its own charm and a bit 'I feel sorry for her), but for the episode you mentioned, when McGee has to analyze clothes and Abby is afraid that she ruined her new coat, afraid when she confirmed it to him again with the hole on the sleeve. Really funny XD
✓ domaris => I know, I have already responded by email, but I want to re-reply here ^ ^ I also thank you for the comment and am happy that you are the fool's McGee liked (XD). As I mentioned in the mail, I found no reference to the tattoo on the net made by McGee and you mentioned in the first series and I must say that this thing makes me think, because there are flower fan of punk and no one has ever dreamed of to hint at what might be a curiosity worthy of note. Unfortunately I have the dvd of the series and look for the registration would take days on end, because I do not know where my father had mailed the tape or, perhaps, my sister will have already made to disappear somewhere UU regard to the explanation "Women's Magazines" you can blame (or thank, depending on your point of view) to my mind working feverishly to even speculate absurd, but I'm glad that you have met ^ ^
• The final battle ( I advise you not read this answer if you have not read the story, there are spoilers ... even if mild)
✓ Oliver Onion => First of all, thank you for the compliments to the story, I am always happy when someone appreciates what I write is original and something that can seem trivial as the description of point of view of a small child. The fight with the enemy is one of the things that I have had better, or at least this is what I think, I really enjoyed writing it, that "you're really good" made me blush, because I do not think I'm so good, because there are many authors who write original and better than ff me and I would not dream of putting them on their level, if ever a hundred steps lower (XD). As for the read more of my own, I advise you to consult the my portfolio, there are some posts with all the contest in which I participate, and then I will not have to wait long to see something new on-line, I will, however, to write an entire series dedicated to Matthew as a child (and thus must thank my friend that I proposed the idea), where there will be discovered and then its various other struggles with everyday objects.
Well, I saw that it took me more than two minutes I was set early, so now I'm going back to work, I hope to write as soon as something interesting and be able to read your other comments on what I have already written, I want to know your opinions and, above all, if I have to improve something.
Oh, I almost forgot, these days I have opened a new blog, Lady Carol Recommend , where I'm going to publish only positive reviews to stories and fanfiction I've read around in the evenings where there was something interesting on TV and I wanted to relax a bit '. If you want to collaborate writing or suggesting something interesting to read you can contact me directly in the tags of the blog or email and you can even suggest a title more appealing, especially if there is somebody who will give me a hand with the criticism. In the blog post are only a small presentation for the moment, but between now and tomorrow I hope to publish the first critical ^ ^
Lady Carol, back to work with my head down and pretends to have done something useful until now
Do not worry, they are not influenced or things like that - although I have a slight cold that does not leave me in peace - just like many other Web fanwriter I got infected by the Diapers! Challenge organized by mkmaki two months ago. This is the result:
Title: The final battle
Link: My Portfolio / EFP / Fanworld.it
Category: Original
Rating: Green
Genre: Comedy, Adventure, Action
Cast: Matthew , surprise
Alerts: Flshfic written for Diapers! Challenge
Summary: Why do I have if I ever fall imbalance? Ehi, e questo cos’è? Good afternoon, as you can see today I decided to change the look of the blog and add an API of little things, the Baby template I liked, but as you go in cold weather (I prefer to be more precise), it seemed more suitable as a skin ... cold.
But let the subject of this post: I found another champion, although this time they are not champions of the Italian language, but has done a great slaughter.
I do not know how many of you in bazzichino circuit forumfree forum / forumcommunity, well in recent months there has been a proliferation of initiatives to combat plagiarism in the forums and it seems to me that the first forum to address initiative del genere sia stato il
Meravilandia
(ma se sbaglio correggetemi, vi prego), proponendo un'iniziativa degna di questo nome.
Poi sono arrivati altri forum, come
, in una sezione del suddetto forum si trova l'iniziativa nella quale potete vedere il mega-banner
Se non si dovesse vedere in tutta la sua grandezza, la potete trovare qui
Warning: I am not against such initiatives, we would fail, only that of Meravilandia I seem to run better and smarter than this. Then of course also depends on who sends it forward, that is, if it is a girl who has never heard of the elementary rules of grammar and syntax, or is a group of people giving a hand to others in the network and is studying for go to college or work. There is a difference in my opinion. Lady Carol, increasingly bewildered by the intelligence (nonexistent) the younger generation.
